I think Florida has hit the jackpot with stupidly awesome criminals. First, there was news about police in Palm Beach County looking for a fat guy robbing ATMs in a ninja outfit.

Now we got news out of Orlando in what could be the most stupidly awesome case of domestic violence ever.

A woman named Dena Moir was calling her son Zachary downstairs to dinner, but the 19-year-old refused because he was playing Xbox. So Dena got gangster, went upstairs and unplugged the system (GASP!).

Zachary retaliates by coming into the kitchen and throwing a taco at her! She called the cops and the boy was charged with assault. Here’s what Dena told the Fox affiliate in Orlando:

“He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen,” she said. “I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he’s in jail now.”

HAHAHA! Kudos to the mom. Can you imagine the convo this kid is having in jail?

“Hey man, what are you in here for?”

“Me? Oh, I robbed a liquor store and shot a cop in his leg. What about you?”

“Oh, I got mad at my mommy and whacked her with a chalupa.”

I think even the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at Bush is probably at home thinking “Hmm, now that was a bit much.”

Florida, thank you for continuing to be so stupidly awesome.