All right ladies. Let’s say you’re with a guy for the night and he’s playing his cards right.
Candles by the bedside, caressing you in all the right places, so far so good.
Then all of a sudden, he opens a drawer to put on an electronic headset ahahahahaha.
For only $80 bucks fellas, you can be the proud owner of the Love Trainer. As you’re getting your groove on, the Love Trainer softly whispers things in your ear to get you in the mood such as “The foreplay, will now begin!”
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Wow. I’m a gadget nut, but this has to be one of the most absurd things I’ve ever seen.
It would be cool though if the gadget had the voice from the Mortal Kombat games. Can you imagine, as you’re gettin it on, all of a sudden you hear, “ROUND ONE, FIGHT!”