I hate the ‘Duck Hunt’ doggie
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- December
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Remember the game Duck Hunt for the 8-bit Nintendo? Nothing made me more mad than the doggie in the game, which would jump out of a bush and laugh hysterically every time I missed a duck.
Here I am busting my butt off shooting down these ducks and the freeloading doggie comes storming through stealing them and not sharing any with me. Stupid doggie, I thought we were a team!
And he has the nerve to laugh at me when I miss? That arrogant bastard! Who is he to judge me for my shortcomings? He doesn’t even have opposable thumbs, I’d like to see him try and shoot down those ducks.
I used to get so mad, I didn’t even aim for the ducks. I put my crosshairs on the bushes and pulled the trigger on my zapper like a mad man hoping I could bust a cap into him. Yeah, who’s laughing now doggie?
(By the way, “pulled the trigger on my zapper” is not a euphemism for masturbation).
Anyways, it brings me great joy to share with you this video from College Humor, where justice is finally served to the Duck Hunt doggie.
It’s a bit inappropriate, but nonetheless hilarious.
(AP Photo)
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on Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 at 2:38 pm by Aman Ali.
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