Steven Seagal fighting crime on reality show
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- November
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Why.
Here’s an idea! Let’s take a washed up movie star with a terrible track record of martial arts flicks, make him a fully commissioned police officer, and let him run amuck in post-Katrina New Orleans!
Even better, let’s film it and make it into a reality TV show!
Well apparently the A&E network likes the idea. Steven Seagal: Lawman is scheduled to premiere in late 2009.
Imagine, being a New Orleans drug dealer and sitting in an apartment and high as a kite. Then all of a sudden, Steven Seagal kicks the door down claiming he’s going to arrest you.
Do you comply with him, or do you do what anybody high in that situation would do… wait for Chuck Norris to come crashing through the window to rescue you?
(AP Photo/Misha Japaridze)









